Business
The gap between the rich and the really incredibly rich is wider than ever, according to new research.
HOME furnishing giant Ikea is to cut jobs amid increased consumer recognition of the shitness of its products.
MEDIA tycoon Rupert Murdoch has tabled an opening bid of £2.5 million for the next royal baby.
WILLY WONKA has been fined £75,000 after rats were discovered inside his magical chocolate factory.
THE internet is to start closing for a half day on Wednesday afternoons to give it time to sit down and have a nice cup of tea, it announced yesterday.
DOBBIES the garden centre was in mortal danger last night after the launch of a hostile takeover by Emperor Tom Hunter of the Planet Mongo.
BAE Systems' ethical reputation i under fresh scrutiny after a Daily Mash investigation revealed the company is deeply involved in the international arms trade.